Ritin Agarwal
Finance Ninja & Strategy Guru
Graphic tee hoarder (limited editions only) | Ex-anime addict (married life > shonen arcs) Talks fast | Thinks faster | Breathes only after hitting ‘Send’
What’s his superpower?
- Crunching numbers till they beg for mercy — and turning chaotic startup dreams into clean, fundable machines.
Conversation Starter IRL
- Ask him about CAC or CARS — both will get you a TED Talk.
- Can speak to 25 people or 1000 with equal swag — in Hindi, English, or sarcasm.
- Has a PhD in dragging meetings and uplifting moods.
Spirit Animal
- We’ll turn that clunky draft into a slick, investor-magnet deck that says, “We mean business!”
- Find out before you go all in. Our reports bring facts, logic, and clarity to your big leap.
- What do Amit Shah and Elon Musk have in common? They say exactly what they mean.
When he's not busy…
- Roasting bad business plans with surgical precision
- Scouting collectible kicks, rare whiskies, and future classics on four wheels
- Trolling team threads (with love) and founders’ assumptions (without mercy)
- And if you're buying a car? He will have thoughts. Lots of them.
Personality Composition
- 50% Strategy genius, witty banter, and a dash of unpredictability
- 40% Collectibles Enthusiast (watches, whiskies, sneakers)
- 10% Avid Shopaholic
Daily Routine
- Typing like his life depends on it
- Throwing savage comebacks in Zoom chats
- Diagnosing flawed projections before you say “runway”
- Buying cool stuff that Marie Kondo wouldn’t approve
- Whispering sweet nothings to Excel sheets at 3AM
The Vibe Check
- Harvey Specter (from Suits) meets Scofield (from Prison Break) meets McAvoy (from Newsroom)
- Witty but sharp. Fun-loving but strict. Loves to tease but serious when it counts. The kind of founder whisperer who can roast you and rescue you, in the same sentence.
A Gif That Describes Her
