Our Services
FAQs
Once we have everything we need from you (read: not just your elevator pitch and startup dreams), it usually takes about two weeks. Revisions may add time ,especially if your idea evolves more than a Bollywood plot twist.
Of course. We’re not handing out template thaalis. Every deck is tailor-made to vibe with your brand, tone, and visual identity ,from fonts to founder flexes.
Anything that isn’t “gut feeling.” Think past financials, market insights, competitor benchmarks ,the works. The more grounded you are, the less Excel fiction we have to write.
Ideally, 3 to 5 years. Enough to show ambition, not delusion. If you're building a unicorn, at least act like you’ve seen the next half-decade.
Real humans. Real investors. Real experience. No YouTube motivational speaker energy here, just sharp folks who know what sells in the room.
Definitely. Teams that pitch together, win together. Group sessions are a great way to align your squad and avoid contradicting each other in front of investors (awkward).
We know people. Across the globe. And we don’t just name-drop ,we strategically match you with investors who get your business, not just your deck aesthetics.
The essentials: overview, market size, business model, financials, and that killer CTA. Basically, everything an investor needs ,minus the chai and small talk.
Honest feedback, smart hacks, and a reality check on your investor spiel. We’ll fine-tune your delivery so you sound like a founder worth betting on ,not a college kid at an elocution contest.
Anywhere from 1 to 3 hours. Long enough to transform your pitch. Short enough to not make you question your life choices.
We don’t just tell you to "go raise." We help you connect with the right people, prep the right narrative, and avoid the wrong moves. Basically, your investor GPS.
Relax. We’ve seen worse.
We’ll help you build one from scratch ,as long as you bring the idea, some data, and zero ego.
100%. If your current business model is basically "vibes and ambition," we’ll step in with real-world strategy, market logic, and some much-needed structure. No fluff—just smart, tailored fixes to make sure your idea isn’t held together with duct tape and optimism.
Sure, right after we tie a lemon and chillies to your pitch deck for good luck.
Look, we’re good… but we’re no miracle workers. No guarantees here. What we do offer is a solid reality check, strategic prep, and a clear plan.
Once you reach out, we get on a call to assess where you stand, idea, deck, projections, the whole shebang. If it’s promising, we pitch you to the FundVice committee (yes, the real MVPs). They’ll decide if and how we move forward.